I loved you with a fire in red, now it’s turning blue.
But blue fire is hotter than red, right?
(via mauricenipal)
This is very simple but very smart and very true.
LOL.
I loved you with a fire in red, now it’s turning blue.
But blue fire is hotter than red, right?
(via mauricenipal)
This is very simple but very smart and very true.
LOL.
*Guy walks in, sits in teacher`s chair*
Me: Uy shit, Sab prof ba natin yan? Tignan mo, wala siyang ID tapos naka-backpack siya.
Sab: Feel ko oo.
Me: Baka naman absent yung prof tapos sub lang yan.
Sab: Bakit ba?
Sir: Um, hello I`m Sir Manny. Background, I graduated here in Ateneo last year and now I`m having my masters in UP. I`ll be your professor for Math.
*shocked face*
Me: Gago, ang gwapo niya! Pa`no ako mag-coconcentrate??? Mahirap pa naman Math 11!
*laughs*
Sab: Gwapo siya `pag naka-side view. Hoy be loyal!
Me: To what? Hahaha! Pag mag-rerecite ako, ganito ‘S…s…s..ssss…si..sirrr’
*landi face*
Sir: Anyone want to sit in the front row?
*silence*
Sir: Studies say that 80% of those who sit in front have better chances of passing a course.
Me: O `lika na. `Di ba gusto mo mag-DL? De joke lang! Hahaha.
*other girls sit in front*
Me: Feel ko umupo sila dun kasi crush nila si Sir.
Sab: Bitter ka lang, eh.
Sir: Do you have any questions?
Sab: *whispers to me* Sir, are you single?
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
I love you, Sab. Gwapo ng prof namin, holy shit.
PASIT IN? LOL.
